I don’t like knives. I’ve carried a few. It’s part
of doing business these days. Sometimes when you have to make a point, a blade
can make a statement…if you know what you’re doing.
That’s why I was sharing a bottle of vodka with the
eight inch gash on my ribcage. That’s why I spoke through clenched teeth while
Rudy stitched me up, again.
“It’s deep. When are you going to give this gig up?
You already look like a poster from a butcher shop.”
“I’ll quit
when guys pay on time. It’s a cause and effect relationship.”
“I’ve seen the effect. Did it fit the cause?” Rudy
snipped off the last length of thread and tossed the bloody needle in the
alcohol-filled metal tray, now cranberry red.
“I pulled my stiletto and explained the facts. He
pulled out a friggin’ machete and presented a counter-proposal.”
“A machete? You’re jackin’ me.” Rudy grabbed the
bottle from my hand a slugged down a shot.
“Oh yeah, it was that
big.” I shrugged and winced.
“Did he pay?”
“They all pay, one way or the other. He just paid a
little more than he expected.”
I pulled out the severed ear from my shirt pocket
and tossed it onto the table. “Add this to the collection”
Rudy then slid it into the black box, now almost
full. In a fair fight against a big blade I shouldn’t have stood a chance…if I
fought fair. I don’t. Now he knows better.
Freaking awesome!~that deserved far better than an honorable mention imho.
ReplyDeleteI love the stiletto-machete line. haha This is great!
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